To be a cat

Barney thinks life couldn't get any worse. He's weedy, his mum generally ignores him, Dad has been missing for almost a year, and horrible Gavin Needle seems to have chosen him as his own personal punch bag. Barney just wants to be anyone else . . . anyone at all. Being a cat, for example. A quiet, lazy, pampered cat. Now, there's an easy life - right? Barney's about to discover just how wrong he is. Because he's about to wake up as a cat - and not just any cat. Gavin Needle's cat . . .